Knock knock jokes - Arthur

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any treats for me?

Coyote population joke for kids

A few years ago, some folks from the Humane Society and the U.S. Forest Service were at a farm meeting presenting an alternative to West Virginia sheep producers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after several years of the farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the animal rights folks had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the coyotes to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. All of the shepherds at the meeting thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't screwing our sheep - they're eating them."

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Hard work and Laziness

Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.


Pun jokes

I'm Married

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.

"Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.

Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"

The Son replies, "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,

"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!

Anatomy lesson joke for kids

Anatomy lesson joke for kids
A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
"As a doctor. you'll need to develop two key skills." the professor begins.
"The first is stoicism. You can't be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse's butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.
"Now do the same," he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver's anus and then sucking on it.
After everyone has finished, the professor continues... "The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger, pay attention next time."
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Message between Mom and Son

Son:Where are you?
Mom:I am heading home right now from Target.
Son: Mom.
Mom: What?
Son:You took me to Target with you.
Mom:I'll be there in a second.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? 

She couldn't control her pupils.

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How to cook

Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife:Stupid Moron.. I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to cook"

IT Professionals

      Long time ago, people who sacrifice their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS.

      But now, they are called IT Professionals...

Woman behind a successful man

Teacher: "Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this sentence?"

Student: We should stop wasting time in study and find a woman!

Teacher: ...