The manager goes white

An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."

Bankers fell overboard

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."

Funny True Stories

A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights was stopped at a red light on West Road in Trenton when she saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of her: Honk if you love Jesus She does, so she did. The driver got out with what looked like a sawed-off baseball bat, and smashed dents into her hood.