The manager goes white

An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."

Bankers fell overboard

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."

Funny True Stories

A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights was stopped at a red light on West Road in Trenton when she saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of her: Honk if you love Jesus She does, so she did. The driver got out with what looked like a sawed-off baseball bat, and smashed dents into her hood.

Knock knock jokes - Arthur

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any treats for me?

Coyote population joke for kids

A few years ago, some folks from the Humane Society and the U.S. Forest Service were at a farm meeting presenting an alternative to West Virginia sheep producers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after several years of the farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the animal rights folks had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the coyotes to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. All of the shepherds at the meeting thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't screwing our sheep - they're eating them."

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Hard work and Laziness

Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.


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