Monday, August 13, 2012

Today's baby joke for you

A Day a Joke

A Penny For Your Thoughts      One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib.           
      Silently, she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.           
     Touched by his unusual display of deep emotions, she felt her eyes grow moist.           
     She slipped her arms around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear lovingly.           
    "It's amazing," he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $39.95!


Yet Another One      In the backwoods of Canada in a shack with no electricity, a man's wife went into labour in the middle of the night. The local doctor was summoned to help with the delivery.            
     The doctor gave the nervous father-to-be a lantern to hold, partly to keep him occupied and partly so that he could see what he was doing.   
After a few minutes, a baby boy was born and the husband put down the lantern to hold her.           
    "Don't put that lantern down just yet," said the doctor. "I think there's another one on the way."           
    Shortly afterwards, a baby daughter was born and the husband put down the lantern to hold her.           
    "Don't put the lantern down yet," said the doctor. "I think there may be another one still to come."           
    Sure enough, a few minutes later, another baby girl was born.            
   The father scratched his head and said to the doctor: "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?


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